Merry Clairemas minions! I got fur of course. Here is a present for my faithful followers, you all are so special and wonderful (I am being nice but wait till I tell you what your minions new years resolutions are.)

Justin’s chestnuts roasting on an open fire,

lindsay’s coke nipping at your nose,

Miley’s carols being sung by a fire,

and claire dressed up like an eskimo (in all fur)

everybody knows some fur and justin’s mistletoe,

can help to make the season bright.

Little claire with her eyes all aglow will find it hard to not drink wine tonight.

She knows that santas on his way,

he has loaded lots of furs and diamonds on his sleigh, and Annie M.’s child is going to spy,

to see if Santa wants a glass of wine.

And so I’m offering this simple phrase, to minions from 1-92…

Though it”s been said many times many ways, merry Claire-mas… To you.

And minions some last words of wisdom for this holiday season… I know now that we are older the holidays are seeming less and less fab, we are growing older and every year we get a little more grinchy and a little closer to being hag-like. So if the holiday season seems to be lacking a little luster, and your mind keeps thinking about times that may have been happier, just remember that if you look hard enough you may see sparkles in places you would never expect.

C-Bear out.