Okay so I didn’t do an update every episode so let’s do a quick recap of what we thought of the show. I found the whole season extremely awkward and very uncomfortable to watch, mainly because of their gross plastic surgery and collagen pumped bodies and their tacky fashion sense. As the countess would say, money can’t buy you class… Also the fact that you couldn’t really laugh at things because Russell committed suicide and the whole thing is just really really bizarre.

Anyway so at the end I hit on some heavy stuff but for the most part it’s a pretty nonsensical post.

Let’s talk about each housewives in order of which I can stand the most

Adrienne  – surprisingly if we look past the horrible clothes and cat like face, I mean reflexes, she is probably the most normal and common sensical (is that a word? It is now) that Bravo even has. She isn’t filled with drama, she actually is very successful without the show and for the most part seems pretty cool to hang out with. She does have the continuous scuffle with Lisa featuring the maloof hoof vs the vander pump, which frankly I couldn’t even understand what Lisa was even saying with that british accent of hers. Adrienne found it wildly offensive and the other girls agreed to which, you can tell their emotion by their words since their faces don’t move, but Lisa is in the hot seat. Also Adrienne is pisssssed that Lisa didn’t ask if she could have Pandy’s engagement party at HER hotel… well Adrienne to that I say should Lisa be pissed that you didn’t offer your hotel up on a silver platter to her and Pandy first, also who cares…  Other than the fact that Adrienne was a little nit picky at the end of the season she is still a solid B – for this season.

Kyle Richards – For the first few episodes when we were first introduced to Brandi I wanted to smack Kyle upside the head with an open palm. She was being so rude! Kyle whose clothing was actually tolerable and did not make me want to puke, ended up being pretty okay…. Once the Brandi v. Kyle thing was over all we had to do was watch her weird relationship with her creepy sister unfold… idk I just don’t really get it, I feel like there is something sketchy with them and I don’t know what it is. Anyway for the most part K-rich was pretty lame this season and doesn’t deserve a long paragraph.

Brandi Glanville – New girl on the block. I actually thoroughly enjoyed Brandi, the only thing I find annoying about her is her high pitched voice that I can hear in my head as I am typing this…  She is actually fairly young looking and acting and I feel like the culture she associates herself with is a bit younger than the other girls which is why I think they found her a bit vulgar at times. I thought that most of the stuff Brandi said was pretty normal. I hated how the women chastised her, like they would literally try and find anything to trash her for… Like the whole charades Winston Churchill thing or whatever… There are a lot of people that don’t even know who the president is so give her a break! She had one little brain fart, I mean the girl is a model after all and you can only fit so much beauty and brains on one skull. I enjoyed when Brandi would limp around Beverly Hills as well. I think the Brandi loves Lisa’s husband joke was a bit weird and over done, I just found myself wanting it to stop and me wanting to smack her.  Oh wait and also when all the girls hated her for her little boy peeing at the party, PLEASE, I can’t even control my 22 year old boyfriend from peeing in inappropriate places at inappropriate times.

Camille – Camille actually should be second on this list because she was really likeable this season. She was actually someone I wanted to be around… well not like in real life, but she is okay on my television screen. I like that she was the one who lashed out at Taylor but I will get to that later. Also Camille has pretty decent clothes which is saying something in that crowd. I also loved her comments about her ex hubby and tearing down his manhood, you go girl. Also really disappointed that the electronic cigarette smoking psychic didn’t make an appearance this season!

Lisa V. – She was fine, once again a bit boring. I do think she needs to play a little nicer, a good amount of these women are idiots and push overs, but you shouldn’t just walk over them like door mats, you should walk around them. I enjoy her british accent. I think her dog is a little creepy, but who am I to judge, oh right, I am Clairistotle.

Kim Richards – I mean do I really have to explain myself here? The woman is bat shit cray hahaa rhymes with dat shit cray.

Taylor – I am sorry it is the lips, and the way your face looks when you cry. I do commend you for taking a stand for women and domestic abuse and protecting your daughter. I think you composed yourself really well, but all in all I don’t know if I would have aired such a serious situation on a show like the real housewives. I get that it’s real, but it was a bit heavy for those of us who just want to watch a bunch of overzealous idiots after a long hard day at work. Taylor later says she thought that being on tv would make the abuse stop, frankly i think it is more about the money. I also think her current book is about the money too… but only because she is in so much debt and needs to take care of my favourite person on the show Kennedy (I love her  DGAF attitude and I always have, Portia is my next fave). Idk I think seeing Taylor slip into her own insanity was quite disturbing actually, the episodes where she looks so skinny and sickly that you cringe a little. I think Bravo needs to remember that while the audience wants to see drama, we don’t want to see people’s entire lives being destroyed on camera.

Last but not least

Dede  or Diane or whatever her name is, let’s just call her 25,000 dollar sunglasses girl… her desperation for approval rivalled that of New Jersey’s own Kim Granitel although luckily for dede-25,000 she wasn’t as deranged as Kim G. Is. But yes she pulls the win for the most obnoxious woman on this seasons RHOBH. Her sunglasses weren’t even cute! It is so sad and such a waste of money smh. Also when she practically begged Camille to take her to her house in Hawaii, and when she shoved her entire head up the rest of the casts butts to brown nose…. It was worse than watching some of those weird girls on the bachelor.

Now I am sure you can tell I felt really weird about this season…. To laugh at Kim or not to because alcoholism is a serious problem… To be scared by Taylor or pity her. My emotions were really up in the air and I think Bravo shouldn’t have put Taylor on in the first place even before Russell’s suicide because even in the first episodes her mental state was gone, they should have given her a leave of absence because it was disturbing half the time.

Oh and another thing, don’t mean to knock on the upper echelon of Beverly Hills, but I think they need to hear it, not talking or doing anything about your best friends domestic violence doesn’t make you a good friend, it makes you a shitty one. It shouldn’t have taken Camille that long to say something about it, and none of the rest of them were going to do anything about it either. Yeah when Camille said it, it did blow up in her face, but I think it was worth it because if she hadn’t Taylor and Kennedy may not be as safe as they are today. Also another thing that goes along with that is how when Brandi says that something is up with Kim and everyone else blatantly ignores it and thinks Brandi is being mean, AND THEN WHEN SHE GOES TO REHAB THEY SAY HOW THE WHOLE TIME THEY KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG! Like I am sorry, I get that people don’t want to cause drama or get involved in people’s business, but if you are really friends with someone you should do everything in your power to make them get help.

With all of the cases in the news about girls dying because their boyfriend or husband hit them, or a pattern of domestic violence, and the wife or girl suddenly disappears… It’s hard not to wonder if some of these situations could have been prevented if someone spoke up and took a stand, yeah it may be scary at first, but it is better to know you tried than to just sit back and watch it unfold.