too bored to blog.

Guten tag minions! I am sorry about the lack of blogging but it really has to do with the lack of things to blog about… It is really becoming a problem. For today’s post, I think we all need a good bout of good karma… Nothing bad has happened to be lately and I am flying on a plane on Friday so I figured I would do some extra recon to make sure I have some good karma left.

 

So today we will be saying one nice thing about a few infamous celebrities

 

Let’s just get this over with

 

  1. Taylor Swift, I really like your ability to admit you are the weaker man in your song “Mean”
  2. Lindsay Lohan um… hmmm… wow really can’t think of anything here… I thought you did decent as a child actress.
  3. The Olsen twins, you always look so warm when you wear blankets for clothes
  4. Demi Lovato I think you did a good job picking out your publicist.
  5. Miley Cyrus it’s really cool how you can get such great jobs with such little talent
  6. Selena Gomez love you like a love song gurl.
  7. Justin Bieber, hark the herald angels sing glory to the new born pop king.
  8. Jessica Simpson, I actually enjoyed your country album… you’re my Sunday.
  9. Kim Kardashian, I like that you kept the ring, like a boss.
  10. Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian, I like how you ride on Kim’s coat tails unashamed.
  11. Joe Jonas, I like how you have so many brothers.
  12. Jennifer Lopez, you have nice hair.
  13. Christina Aguilera, in your glory days you were awesome.
  14. Kim Richards, you look like you like to have a good time…
  15. Kyle Richards, your husband is hot.
  16. Ashley Tisdale I like how you were smart enough to combine your deviated septum into a nose job. You go girl.
  17. The Real Housewives of New Jersey, I like how you portray your state so well…. oh wait.
  18. Charlie Sheen, your daughters are cute?
  19. Kris Jenner, you are the world’s most successful stage mom.
  20. Snooki, I liked your hair color once.

 

 

Well that was friendly wasn’t it?

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