Hallo most faithful little minions!
Tis Friday and what a fabby Friday it is! Todays Friday Fun Day post will be about our favorite Kult the KKK the Krazy Kardashian Klan! Specifikally we will be talking about Kourtney! Before I get started on today’s topik I just wanted to talk a little about my relationship with the Kardashians. For a long time I myself was konvinced that I was the 4th missing Kardashian child. I believed that during the time Kris was married to Bruce she had an affair with her then ex-husband (my self alleged birth father) Robert Kardashian. The event would have occurred on or around February the 6th 1990. Kris then became pregnant with none other than myself, future world leader and celebutante. Robert paid money to have me removed from the womb by world ranked scientist and complete the pregnancy in a simulated womb in a lab in the Ural Mountains in Russia. Robert then sent me off to Kansas to live with my kurrent never revealing my true identity. Once I realized what had happened I was about 20, I began forming a new identity and changed my name to Klaire Kelizabeth Kardashian. I have since changed my name back to it’s original spelling after watching a special on Bruce’s tragic plastic surgery, I now realize that he can’t endure anymore pain and thus I have hidden the truth. I respect my family’s decision and truly wish them happiness, except for Rob because he cheated on Adrienne. (never letting that go, we cheetah girls, cheetah sisters)
Now on to today’s post. As many of you know Kourtney is pregnant again with Scott Dick I mean Disick… and it is A GIRLLLLLLLL! So I have generated a list of K names for my sister to name her daughter.
- Klaire Kelizabeth Disick – after none other than myself
- Kougar Disick – After our mother
- Kristina Kumphries Disick – After your brother in law.. oh wait.
- Katja Disick – after my fellow tube baby that lived with me in the Ural Mountains
- Kamanda Disick – after Amanda Walker
- Kibblez Disick – after Kibblez and Bitz
- Kegel Disick – after the Kardashian daily excercise.
- Koala Disick – after my stuffed Koala Avery, he is a true friend.
- KoKo Disick – after Kourtney herself.
- Kash Disick – after Grandma’s favorite thing!
- Kandle Disick – that is how Skott got Kourtney in the mood!
- Klonopin Disick – Daddy’s favorite additive to his kocktails!
- Kake Disick – everyone loves to eat Kake!
- Koke Disick – after the famous soft drink
- Kindle Disick – famous Amazon product
- Kool-Aid Disick – Luh dat Kardashian Kool-aid Ryan Seakrest is feeding us.
- kE! Disick – after the E! Network
- Kooties Disick – the whole family has them
- Kray Disick – because dat shit kray.
- Kash Kow Disick – for her future occupation.
Okay I am running out of ideas.