Little B, Big Q’s

Welcome to Little B, Big Q’s where Clairistotle’s Senior Brand Promotor and CCO (chief chef/cupcake officer) asks the tough questions that society needs answered, and I (Clairistotle) answer them.

1. why is adam henrique (new jersey devils) so perfect and why doesn’t he love me? this is bothering me lately as i found out a bartender at one of my favorite restaurants at home went on a date with him. could have been me.

Ahh BJ, the worst type of love is the unrequited kind.. I for one have many celebrity crushes but I have learned that if they were good enough for me then I would probably already be dating them! Now I googled this puck bunny that you speak of and the answer to why you like him is easy, the guys a stud, he looks like he just fell from Mount Olympus. Now just because you aren’t dating now, doesn’t mean there isn’t hope for you, there is always a time and a place, and when it is right, it is very right! A Prince doesn’t get his princess until he has first slayed the dragon and I am pretty sure the Devils didn’t win the Stanley Cup last year if you see what I am getting at… xo
2. what is your dream meal? i want to cook a four course meal for you before you leave. (appetizer, soup/salad, entree, dessert)

Appetizer – steamed clams or mussels… Salad – ceasar or ahi tuna, or a chopped salad… entree – sushi or mexican, or thai, something spicy… dessert cupcakes by brittany bakes llc. of course.
3. will you forget about me when you go to germany?

who are you again?

4. do you think there is a german version of yourself running around germany? if so, will you be friends or dislike her?

No… There may be a wannabe, but I doubt that there is someone to my extent of fabulousity there… I am pretty sure they wear pumas. Also there is really only room for one empress in this world.

5. if you bought a yacht (notice i said yacht, and not just boat, because you would never NOT have the yacht) what would you name it?
easy, Jacques Clairsteau after me, Jacques Cousteau (my favorite sea explorer) and also my late gold fish Jacques Cousteau jr.
6. If there was a movie made about your life, who would you want to play you? Who would play me? Who would play the roommates? And WHO, I must know, would play our neighbor?
I would play myself, I got an A in acting class. For you I would choose Anna Faris or brittany snow, Kelsey would be Dolly Parton (need to get someone with that accent) … megan would be demi lovato, julie would be Sabrina Bryan from the cheetah girls… Zazu would be played by steve bucesmi and floss would be Rhea Perlman
7. If you could spend 15 minutes with any person (living), who would it be and why?
Myself… besides that Suri Cruise.
8. First thought when you wake up in the morning?
bloody marys
9. Favorite type of wine. Or types.
my favorite type of wine would be wine.
10. Biggest pet peeve?
minions that don’t do whatever I tell them.
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